Wal-Mart Wants Me to Keep My Money

This afternoon I was going through some old receipts and happened to notice the strangest of things:

*note* Folded for emphasis

In case the picture's a little blurry, it reads:

"Keep all of your money. We can help."

Not only does Wal-Mart want me to keep my money, they want to help me do it. Amazing.

As always, context changes everything. The line above this is referring to the company's decision to cash economic stimulus checks for free, but I thought I'd have a little fun with it. I think I'll send this along to Joe Sangl.